shadowtonberry:

I just hit my thumb on a ceiling fan and it hurts like a mofo. It the fan was metal, my thumb would’ve probably been lopped off…

noire-pandora:

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

thestonemask:

*aggressively collects money in a video game*

*never buys anything with it*

dude-thats-my-ghost:

THERE WAS A PLASTIC BAG FLOATING IN THE AIR AS WE DROVE BY AND I WHISPERED TO MY MOM “do u ever feel like a plastic bag” AND WE ALMOST CRASHED THOSE WOULDVE BEEN MY LAST WORDS

(Source: king-gavin)

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